ITS A COMEDYSCHOOL.NET EMERGENCY!!!

VOTING IS ON, I CAN'T JB-ELIEVE IT!

IT IS WITH GREAT JOY I ANNOUNCE THAT I HAVE DONE ALL THE THINGS YOU NEED TO BE FUNNY:

WHETHER THE OUTCOME OF THE POLLS IS VICTORY OR DEFEAT, I WOULD LIKE TO THANK:

• my mum
• triple t
• dominos pizza carlton $6 tuesday deals
• capcut
• fiona dimovski's secret evil twin

Even the kitchen staff are cheering me on in this final push!

This is how they responded to my idea for "Thumb-war week", where we do a college wide thumb war competition (left or right thumb play on)

I'll see you all at the polls, where I'll be handing out guides on how to vote (it's photos of my face (signed))

With this all said, I leave one final, heartfelt message.